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The joke got re-elected.

When we built this site, the joke was that someone might actually elect a guy whose closest political analogue was a fictional idiot president from a movie about the collapse of civilizationHa ha, right?We updated the site. Mostly to cope. Partly because you asked. Definitely because someone has to write this down.

FOOD, GAS, EGGS, & EVERYTHING ELSE IS MORE EXPENSIVE

Trump promised gas would cost a dollar a gallon.

As of spring 2026, it's over $4.55, which is — and we've done the math here — significantly more than a dollar.He promised you cheap gas. Instead, you got a war with Iran, and blatant lies that you plainly see every single time you go to the pump.

HE'S WEAK. RUSSIA KNOWS IT. CHINA KNOWS IT. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

The Art of The Chicken.

Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO) has become a national punchline.

Step 1: Threaten massive tariffs
Step 2: Watch markets panic
Step3: Back down
Step 4: Declare victory
Step 5: Repeat.

It has happened so many times that investors now bet money on it.

they're both pedophiles

BESTIES: DONALD & JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Donald Trump called Jeffrey Epstein a terrific guy. Then Epstein got arrested and Trump barely knew him.Funny how that works.Trump promised to release the files. "Big, beautiful transparency."When the files came out, his name was scrubbed.Turns out the President controls what stays classified.Convenient.

Get on your knees

The Pope, or the Man Who Posted Himself as Jesus. Your Call.

Trump posted an image of himself in holy robes, depicted as Christ. Halo. Healing the sick. The whole thing.Then, he called the Pope (the actual leader of the world's 1.4 billion Catholics) "WEAK" and "terrible."This is the choice he is offering American Christians: the man who leads your church, or the man who thinks he's Christ.The one who dedicated his life to the Bible, or the one selling it for $59.99.Go ahead MAGA, decide.

kiss your ass goodbye

"A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT"

On April 7, 2026, Trump posted on Truth Social that "a whole civilization will die tonight" if Iran didn't meet his deadline.Not a speech. Not an address to Congress. A social media post.He had already threatened to bomb Iran back to the Stone Ages and called the Iranian government "crazy bastards." The civilization threat was an escalation.FUN FACT:
Threatening to wipe out a civilian population is not just rhetoric. it is potentially a war crime under the Fourth Geneva Convention.Then, ninety minutes before his own deadline, he backed down and declared victory.Classic TACO, as usual.

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